Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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