Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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