Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles