Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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