Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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