Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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