We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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