Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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