puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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