I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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