Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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