Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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