we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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