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(816): View more from Missouri

I miss Bob Barker.

(808): View more from Hawaii

Yeah, more like Douche Carey...

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(240): View more from Maryland

Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better

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(615): View more from Tennessee

he fucked my hip out of place.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?

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(309): View more from Illinois

my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"

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(702): View more from Nevada

You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?

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(404): View more from Georgia

dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear

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