She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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