You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I believe in your delicious
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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