So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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