go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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