She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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