Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Rumble strips road head = magical
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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