I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
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ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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