I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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