So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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