Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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