David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I still have a little drunk in my system
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
