i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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