Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Operation Purity has been aborted
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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