some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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