And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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