singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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