then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I want you more than these girls want KFC
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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