i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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