He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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