im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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