Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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