Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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