remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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