youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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