just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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