You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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