Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You ruined the universe
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