This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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