Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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