come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
