my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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