We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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