: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
is it fun? or sober?
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