Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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