Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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