Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
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