I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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