I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
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Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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