I'd wear matching sweaters with you
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
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Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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