And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
