Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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