i would punch a child for taco bell
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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