he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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