i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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